Today’s Market RX. Retire Your Worry. Start Drinking Now, Before The Market Opens.

T h e departure of Chief Economic Advisor Gary Cohn is driving a lower opening. Today will likely be difficult. Not to worry. Begin drinking before the market opens. You’ll never be able to catch up later. Or, maybe relax. Turn off whatever you can that’s stressful, and remember what our dear friend Edward Jones always has to say at times like these.

Maintain a long-term perspective.
Rebalance annually, or semi-annually.
Contact your representative if you have any questions.

Or simply relax and keep fingers any from the sell button yo.

Maybe even look for those bargains you’ve been eyeing. You know you have.

JAM OF THE DAY “GIRL, YOU HAVE NO FAITH IN MEDICINE.” THE WHITE STRIPS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDVJpNCWkBE

Thanks for reading. Keep looking.

Don’t fight market waves. Relax, like H2O. Rolling with volatility like water yo.

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2 thoughts on “Today’s Market RX. Retire Your Worry. Start Drinking Now, Before The Market Opens.”

Love the birds in flight pic. Aerodynamics is interesting to watch in nature. I could sit for hours watching Dove, Quail. Ducks, Geese even humming birds .Every single year, my father and I, on my sisters birthday, (September first) headed for Mulvane or Dodge or Great bend just watch and learn about Aerodynamics.. With the exception of the Hummingbirds, you try to anticipate the flight pattern and get out in front of them… This works with Rabbit, Praire dogs and squires as well except they only move fast in two directions – usually, sometimes.. More challenging to follow you might ask?. Well sometimes, they do get out of site behind a massive tree trunk and just disappear. However, for the most part I liked Dove and Quail best because you could wear a T-shirt in Kansas. The takeoff speed is a site to see, and the runway is more like the F-35 Marine Vertical Takeoff and landing – no real runway required… I do not recommend Drinking when Hunting though. This is important in both investing and hunting. There are times when it is nice just to watch the grass grow. When your done for the day it is nice to go crack a cold one, take off the shoes, and go back out for some good soothing hot Chick watching. (refer to pic #1) 🙂 Fitz

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Note: it is highly unlikely that pic one was taken in Kansas. Ever heard anyone excited about retiring in Kansas? Thought not.

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