T h e departure of Chief Economic Advisor Gary Cohn is driving a lower opening. Today will likely be difficult. Not to worry. Begin drinking before the market opens. You’ll never be able to catch up later. Or, maybe relax. Turn off whatever you can that’s stressful, and remember what our dear friend Edward Jones always has to say at times like these.
Maintain a long-term perspective.
Rebalance annually, or semi-annually.
Contact your representative if you have any questions.
Or simply relax and keep fingers any from the sell button yo.
Maybe even look for those bargains you’ve been eyeing. You know you have.
JAM OF THE DAY “GIRL, YOU HAVE NO FAITH IN MEDICINE.” THE WHITE STRIPS.
Thanks for reading. Keep looking.
Don’t fight market waves. Relax, like H2O. Rolling with volatility like water yo.