STUDIES NOW SHOW THAT YOU TOO CAN BECOME A FILTHY GREEDY CREEP IN A SINGLE BOUND. WE DID. Nil obstat–“nothing stands in your way.” NO KIDDING.
We would be thinking what you’re thinking but we heard the report. Well, maybe you did as well. A brand new survey clearly demonstrates that Of those without a brokerage account, average savings are below $1000.00.
Of those who do have a brokerage account 90% have greater than $1000.00.
Only 20% of working Americans have savings totaling more than $50.000.
Stunning snapshots flash forth from financial studies on occasion. These are a few. Were there ever a takeaway, again this is one. Perhaps magic pills are real after all. Do you care really?
And before you think gimmick–again, do you really care? Carnivals are filled with gimmicks all of which work. And further, do you really care why? Where else do you get a 90% guarantee to increase your assets, for freakin’ free?
Well yes we care why. Do we know? No. Why? We all already have brokerage accounts. How flabbergasting is it to learn you can bassically for sure buff your fat stack? If someone said this stock has been shown by study to possess a 90% chance of rising significantly, would you buy it? That’s better than free gas.
If gimmicks suck, why did the Eagles go that way when the game was on the line? Before you answer remember that they’re holding the trophy. Employed professionally, gimmicks are awesome. Ask Orsen Wells.
In point of fact no gimmick truly resides here. This is pure “self-fulfilling prophecy.” Any psychologist you’ve already paid might suggest that we out-gas inner images of ourselves. Isn’t the psychic hamster wheel pretty muck always rolling? Same Same. Think it live it. How much did the Oracle of Delphi make off that one?