often comes in a flash. Ask the man who brings pizza to our office. He wears shorts everyday. He came from southern California where snow is unknown and assures us “its’ all good.” That’s when we pay him 50% above pie price and discuss stock picks.
He’s one of the few and only the few who wear shorts year round. Shorts in the snow may be an individual thing, but for sure only the rare own individual stocks when things gets tough. That’s like shorts-wearing while strolling the snow out on the building ledge. And only the few out of the last group make it pay.
What stocks are good now? STOCKjAW works around the clock to make it pay. We’re lucky that way and share it all with you joyously. It’s not a secret to sell, as far as we’re concerned. It’s spreading the joy. Stand tough now and you’ll get 50% above pie price. Stocks to own now. Our picks.
can come in seconds. Jolting change comes in infinite varieties. Below is our current portfolio slideshow–but wait a few minutes and it may change. We’ll let you know. You can love Amazon and AMZN can tear it up on Thursday. The next day it will be torn up, following an earnings report. Temporary–stand tough on Amazon.
You can appreciate your Verizon cell service while Verizon pays you a flashy 4.15% dividend, along with some “safety.” That was on Monday. On Tuesday VZ flamed out over our trading platform and promptly plummets directly through the bottom of our portfolio.
Meanwhile, MasterCard can leap off the bench and beat the entire financial cohort like a blind goat. This market quickly turns bubbling love into confused hate and supposed safety into an address change. We discussed this highly changeable market to our pizza man. “Change?” our pizza man spits and shakes his head. It’s 11:00 AM.
“Markets can change quickly you say?” He slides the asparagus Asiago pie onto a work table. “Late last Friday I took Uber to a friend’s out west. The next thing I know, the blue and red revolvers are turning through the back window. Now my driver’s out and opening the lid. ‘Is this your gun here in the trunk?’ I can hear this from the backseat.”
Do you want to ride with an armed Uber driver? Well, it depends. Are we talking Texas, Chicago, or Honolulu? And what kind of gun is it?
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“‘I’m the client here,’ I explained to the flashlight. The cold air plumed with every breath as the now edgy cop led my driver toward the meshed cage of his cruiser. The whole time he kept one hand on the butt of his gun. Then he came back to me.. ‘Is this your real I.D.? How come it says California?
“Why didn’t you rent from a real person?” we ask. “One of my friends did. Well, yeah, he got stopped too and told the cop it wasn’t his car. The cop was inspecting the car when he suddenly asked ‘Did you hurt yourself? Is this blood here beneath the driver’s floor mat?” That’s when he held up a small pill. Well, my friend did rent from a real person, with a real drug problem. ‘But it’s not my car,’ he’d argued. ‘That’s a shame’ the cap confirmed. ‘We never see this with Avis. Where do you get your perceptions filled?””
Life changes wholesale at times, like tumbling pins at the boxed end of a bowling lane. While Jair Bolsonaro down in Brazil attempts to finish off the rain forest Americans do their part from up here. “Is that a Subaru?” “Yeah, I had most of it grown organically. It’s all renewable.” “Right, they do that right at the parts counter now. It’s all certified by IBM’s block chain.”
Here to cut the crap and get at the good stuff.
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