CULTURE, FUNDAMENTALS, INVESTING, STOCKS, TECHNICALS

What’s in There? New Age Beverage

APRIL 30, 2019. Add it up. Delicious, organic, gorgeous packaging, and health-promoting, equals momentum. That’s right. New Age Beverage has all that and more, like CBD infusion. What’s not to love?
Everyday our market gets sneakier. Growth flints and hides and then simply vanishes altogether. So what to do? Be patient. Right now owning nothing is far better than owning the wrong. So how ’bout NBEV? After all, the real growth in growth is in the early days. Here’s the who.

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CULTURE, EDITOR'S DESK, GREEDY CREEP, MEDIA, THE AMERICAN DREAM

Cord Cutter. Claw Back. Your Time, Your Dough.

APRIL 28, 2019. Music met television and they couldn’t keep their hands off one another. House on fire. MTV once played music and drove cable by outer space-sized leaps. Homes lacking a hookup became campsites overnight.
That raging fire died long ago. Prices bled into stupid while lineups bloated with garbage. Together they produced only a nation-wide hangover of singed resentment.
Today the shocking brilliance of cutting-edge creators runs more free than ever. Cable brought that, over outlets such as AMC and FX. Yet pure nonsense is devouring cable. The entire point of being an American is getting what you want, especially once you’ve Fa King paid. But cable lost that key and has no intention of providing what people want. Broadcasters grew deaf and blind over decades, left solely interested in collecting from an obdurate system blinking on “Autopilot.” And now? Cord Cutter. Claw Back. It’s you time, and your dough.

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FUNDAMENTALS, INVESTING, STOCKS, TECHNICALS

Table Time for Intuitive Surgical. A Neat Bargain or a Box of Bolts?

April 24, 2019. Teledoc brings the doctor to you. Intuitive Surgical made the doctor consistently precise, and metallic. ISRG went on sale last week and this, following a Q1 report badly received. Top and bottom line misses made fans cranky, while coming adds to cap-ex spending created restless departures. Such happens to even the best.
Growth stocks come and go, and slow along that path. Look at Apple. ISRG’s assuredly on that path. But where? They’re still innovating, and selling. Handfuls of ISRG fans hit the door even before bothering to understand, or so it seems. That happens too. Good.
Prices plunge when holders run. 7% on Monday. Buyers come in when that’s overdone. Up 1.91% yesterday–Tuesday. We think there’s more to come. Tuesday’s buyers will not be the last. We paid for the office visit. $495.61 a share. But will the surgeon be in for us? Here’s the quick chart of Intuitive’s heart. ISRG.

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Somebody’s Cranky. Mixed Voices in a Mad Market.

APRIL, 20, 2019. Few investors can fix a toilet but they do operate from deep within one. Retail investing’s like a toilet, or Vegas. There’s a whole lot of swirling and ugly going down. Absolutely everybody’s invited, but only the sick or savvy stay.
Everyone else will be promptly flushed out the bottom penniless.
The market’s also like a rodeo. The action’s rough with a lot of awesome pro clowns jumping around. Look at Wells Fargo. A ruthless gang of filthy clowns has been running that rig for years. Clowns talk, some on TV, on CNBC. They all wear makeup, so who knows? Let’s sort it out.
All investors need a clown, oops, some help. So which clowns are you listening to? CNBC just turned 30. CNBC’s an entertainment channel built by NBC to sell ads. Investors comprise the target audience. The guest clowns are content, more or less. Either way, some of what they say is good. The rest is utter rubbish or purely irrelevant. Think David Faber speculating on media mergers, or the truly brilliant Jim Cramer for the thirty minutes before kickoff.
We live in a “technical” market now. That’s like a cranky bull with a bad clown fixation. It’s not running, but it’s looking to dart. That means you have to play heads-up and deliberate ball. You can’t dither or toss your money about like before. Strategy’s good now. Mandatory actually. What’s yours? And who’s got your back? We do, for one. Buying low and selling high is the hope. But everyone goes about it in very different ways.
Mostly there are investors and traders. What’s your way? STOCKjAW takes a look at both strategies. We also look at listening to opinion. Somebody’s Cranky. Mixed Voices in a Mad Market.

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EDITORIAL, INVESTING, MARKETS/ECONOMY

How Far Can This Market Fall? How Deep is the Ocean?

APRIL 16, 2019. No shortage exists. Glance behind. The line begins at your back and everyone there wants to “help you,” for a price. Sign-up for yet another ass-wipe newsletter. They have a “seminar, just for you”–you and your credit card.
We want nothing from you. We’re sharing our journey with you because we love it, and we were once callously side-swiped by the filthy retail investing hucksters and don’t want that to happen to other people. Here are the facts as we best see them. Our market is expensive. That means danger. No one ever got paid a Fa King dime for playing on the highway. This market’s now a highway.
No definitive warnings are ever issued prior to fugly market resets. They happen like earthquakes. They also leave behind destruction. No shortage of doomsday hucksters exists either, and they have “newsletters” too. We’re not calling for doomsday. We’re saying prices are high, and high prices always come down. Often they do so in a sudden sickening gut-wrenching manner. That’s history, not opinion. Buy high, fall far, and this market is tall. Tick tick.

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EDITOR'S DESK, INVESTING, MONEY, THE AMERICAN DREAM, THINKING NOW

Giddy Spring Joy. Blame it on Your IRA.

APRIL 13, 2019. April brings joy. It marks a turning point. Bubbles of inspiration tickle our spirits. Why not? Well, taxes? We’re here to remind. We’re simply brimming with four joys of this new season.
Our taxes are done and with very little pain. But what pays you? Everyone get the relief of finishing.
The federal forced march toward the 15th becomes merely a memory. Repeat our move, if you haven’t already. That pays you.
Many know the abiding truth. Available to you each year, and every year there after, is a safe place from which to file. Once done, it’s forever. That’s a joy right? You can simply be there, annually, at this very time of year. Birds sing there, and lunch is always Al fresco. The service is wonderful, and cheap. For many no trading reports are required. That’s a joy, right?
The blooms of spring lead to summer and airline tickets to places worth visiting. The money you save by the above hinted move, may just pay for your trip. Raise a glass. Our four summer kick-off joys, just for you. Two will pay you all year long. Enjoy.

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EDITOR'S DESK, FUNDAMENTALS, INVESTING, MONEY, THINKING NOW

Pay Yourself First. Signal To Launch.

APRIL 9, 2019. You often hear it. “It’s your money.” Is it? Only yours until you spend it. The spent becomes someone else’s. Learn to keep it, and create joy. Oops. Money doesn’t create happiness. No, it allows joy, something far superior. A thousand cappuccinos equals two shares of Amazon. More actually. Fact. Who knew? Long-time Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz. Yet living like Martin Luther during his monastic tour leads to little. Hair shirts are nonsense, and so is frittering all your hard-earned jack.
The clean soothing new car smell is outstanding. We love it, every time we load into someone else’s car. That’s because ceaseless car payments grow monastic, except for dealers and OEMs. Depreciating assets don’t pay. What does? Paying yourself first.
PYF is a skill set. No? Were it not, more people would be doing it. We pay ourselves straight off the top, like a Fa King blizzard. If you do also, you know exactly what we’re speaking of. Living better is no accident. Nor is it a money treadmill. Get your edge.
PYF is that edge. It’s about creating more than the sum of your days. Make your efforts accumulate. Again–it’s your money, and time. It’s also your life. Your name’s on all three. PYF means you’ll have more. More means you’re on your way to better. And there’s even more than that. That’s called the Gift of O. It’s simple. You can do this.
Here’s how it’s done.

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